May 2013
“They threatened me to do the shower scene or else they’d burn all my...”
– Benedict Cumberbatch (source)
best-of-funny:
sleep-justsleep-wakeup:
calliopestorres:
HOW DO YOU START A RELATIONSHIP? DO YOU WALK UP TO SOMEONE AND SAY I SHIP US? HELP HOW DO I FUNCTION IN SOCIETY
I WOULD IMMEDIATELY DATE SOMEONE IF THEY SAID ‘I SHIP US’
X
himchanspenus:
exotics on my dash like:
EXO gave a hint on their title track for their...
IT DIDN’T EVEN START WITH T FUCK YOU EXO
“We are the generation of nostalgia. We grew up in the age of transition. From...”
– this explains the 90s kids (via ladymargaerytyrells)
internetexplorers:
DROPPING A SHAMPOO BOTTLE IN THE SHOWER IS ONE OF THE MOST TERRIFYING EXPERIENCES IN LIFE
lizthefangirl:
malec-lightwood:
alldaymayday:
samyulle:
don’t you hate it when you’re reading a chapter and then it’s coming to its climax and omg what’s gonna happen, then woops, your eyes dart to the last line and you spoil yourself and hate yourself for it
EVERY. SINGLE. BOOK.
EVERY.SINGLE. CHAPTER.
EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.
I wonder how long EXO had to practice their facial...
yurihooves:
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
“Muslims make up just 6% of the population of Europe, and have consistently...”
– We Will Not Let Fear Divide Us. Stand Against Racism. (via rabbrakha)
whorville:
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
irresponsibleeyouth:
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
unjolras:
my body isnt a temple my body is a castle with a moat and crocodiles and a dragon who will set you on fire if you touch me
shavingryansprivates:
hannabarbarian:
basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal
i don’t think that’s how you play basketball
laurenwasplayingwithstickers:
sansawiles:
robinrealhood:
welcome to the uk where there’s currently a national debate on how people use their toilet paper
Why is there a dog in the middle?
Its the andrex puppy you barbarian
invisible-giraffe:
arianne—martell:
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
halfdeadands0alive:
froggyflan:
I will never understand people who think Tinkerbell is cute and girly and innocent like
Have you ever seen Peter Pan
She tries to MURDER WENDY
MURDER
also she’s a jealous monster
why is all her merchandise flowery and completely opposite to her personality
and in the original book she “swears like a sailor”
gendrybaratheon:
If you’ve been following me since I first joined tumblr and watched my descent into too many fandoms to count but you’re still here reading this, you’re a trooper.
Have this cupcake.
